#[fight me old man]

[crow-posting]

Osiris: "Hurry hurry hurry!"

Osiris: "We're running out of time!"

Osiris: "We need to stop wasting opportunities!"

Osiris: "Go faster! I said faster!"

Osiris: "Why are you exhausted!? How have you not mastered Strand already?!"

RZ, who has barely been on Neomuna for 10 seconds: Maybe if you would stop rushing me, I'd actually get stuff done-

[tylerstesticles]

same bestie

[starinthebasement]

Oh look, a message from God

*opens*

"Please stop, your existence terrifies me and keeps me up at night."

....... No >:(

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT text)

Something we don't consider enough in Howl!AU zukka. Is Zuko harassing the old man sokka. but he does so with young sokka as well hm...

idk how to post these but crused blond zuko and sokka aged compared to his youthful look side by side

(ID in ALT text) i tried with blond zuko, but i really can't commit to that sorry

[turnabout-soda]

okay but who doesn't want a taste of logan

[feukt-42]

Is this anything ?

[sittinwithyou]

Taravangian will get his. And I will whoop an audible cheer in my quiet corner when he does.

TARAVANGIAN?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TARAVANGIAN GOD DAMN FOOL DIAGRAM DRAWING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT SPREN OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN ON ROSHAR LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING TARAVANGIAN 

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TARAVANGIAN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP PLANS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND ORDER  THOSE ASSASSINATIONS IS HE ODIUM IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

[moriaarts]

Omega and Echo reunion at the rebel base c:

Saw ppl freaking out that Echo isn’t with the bad batch at the end but i offer you this: Echo is a workaholic and was absolutely the only reason Hunter let Omega go off on her own to rebel.

Echo: Thought I told you to stop growing, tooka.

Omega: As soon as you stop gettin’ old, ruug’jag (old man)

[mychemicalbrromance]

me when my friend wants to fight but i wanna stare at sword

[rottingraisins]

clef and adams funny moments

[diamondsheep]

Some ZoSan in their 40s 💚💛

[theodoredimas]

Colin Bridgerton being a dramatic king is *chefs kiss* Like, YAS KING, feel your emotions and process them fully so you can grow into a wonderful man who is completely devoted to his wife.

[razberrypuck]

okay but fiddleford was raised christian, is from a small town in the bible belt, AND lived in the 80s do you understand how much internalized homophobia this man must've had. like yeah he was super obvious about his feelings for ford, but god knows he was never gonna SAY anything -- how could he??

he's a married man. he's a father. willing to go out-of-state for work, sure, but he'd never hurt them like that. he never could. and even aside from everything previously mentioned, ford was his first and likely one of his only friends, he wouldn't wanna ruin that for some dumb fantasy. no, fiddleford just has to focus on being a better partner. that's all this is, and that's all it ever will be. he just needs to get that through his skull, and stop thinking about ford so damn much.

thankfully, he's gotten over most that stuff by now. ain't nothing gonna make mcgucket be ashamed of being himself anymore, but you sure as hell can try.

[sleepanonymous]

Hey, do you Eepy Babes remember when Sleep Token was touring and Vessel had a bit of the "shaky leg struggle" standing up from the floor and people commented on how he was getting older and they felt the same way trying to get off the ground, and then Vessel seemed to take it all personally, culminating in onstage workout sessions, onstage parkour, and literal kickboxing, not to mention showing off all of his muscles to the point of drawing a heart on his abs?

... Yeah, me too.

[bonchobrick]

tw: slight suicidal actions (but not really the batfam are wildly clueless to the actual context to danny's bullshit hes not suicidal--in this fic--he's dead get it RIGHT brucie)

Au where Batfam are entirely convinced that the new vigilante in Gotham, danny, has time travel powers because he can vanish away from their senses completely

This becomes a problem however when 

Bruce searches for him because wants to save Jason. Danny can save Jason not in the--im a time traveler and i can bring him or you back from or to the past--but in the, I’m a ghost king and have domain over the dead haha

Batfam become really concerned watching Phantom fight because “if he has time travel powers why doesn’t he avoid getting hit every time he can” and get worried phantom is purposefully letting himself get hurt

Danny in all honesty is just vibin the entire time while the batfam is going crazy at every sliver of info they get about danny because like

okay hes a time traveler thats established they got over that

This guy whos somehow been able to stop and rehabilitate rouges (ghosts) in his town is 15??

he may be the kindest most self destructive kid they've ever met like who immediately agrees to help people who were trying to capture and interogate him because he 'thinks we are better than the last billionaire who did this' what the FUCK

Oh yeah and they find out as a bonus in the end that his normal unpowered form he is a teen with black hair and blue eyes (bruce no no dont do it dont--)

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Bruce is losing his mind

Okay so at the start of this there’s an unknown vigilante (danny) that Batman tends to bump into. Except Batman isn’t sure what he is.

Every time they run into each other Batman can tell there should just be a person beside him but before he gets a glimpse and opens his eyes to empty fresh air.

A vigilante that can vanish before their very eyes?

What do the bats think about this?

They think this vigilante can control time and is doing that to sneak out of their gaze.

Now here’s where the funny part comes in

Bruce goes on a wild hunt to search for the vigilante with a plan. To make them turn back time so that he can save his son.

The problem with this?

Danny is not a time traveler most days–scratch that he's not one at all. He can save his son Jason though, in fact he wants to, it’s just he needs to figure out a way to do this whilst not blowing his cover that he is the goddamn ghost king.

So he pretends that he does have time powers and that he just… uh… needs a minute to figure them out… yeah that!

Cue Batfam getting progressively more worried about Danny because ‘if he could turn back time—why doesn’t he avoid those hits?’

They all kinda think Danny is like purposefully hurting himself so now Danny is forced to eat breakfast with them and sleep at their manor.  I mean he’s confused at why they always look so worried about something but he’ll make sure Batman’s son gets home soon! Plus the rich people temporary-living-situation without all the ‘I want to adopt you’ billionaire bullshit is pretty sweet!!

(somewhere in the ghost zone jason is tearing up laughing at the batfam as they struggle to not burst into flames trying to figure out danny-- like for christs sake they think the ghost king is an american doctor who and are trying to get him to spill where his tardis is)

[sweetnnaivete]

mad scientist pandora evil surgeon evan hot professor barty and weird man off the street regulus